Murderous Tie Dying

Posted under Good Times

I’ll have to bleach and tie dye these clothes too



OneTouch Ultra Glucose Meter USB Cable Hack

Posted under Personal

CP2102 USB RS232 Port
3.5mm sterio Audio Cord

Connect Tip to TX
Connect Ring to RX
Connect Shank to GND

Here is the hack I used. He said he got the tx and rx backwards and he corrected himself but it was backward for me. So it may depend on your meter.
One Touch Usb Hack


Bottled Dunkel

Posted under Personal

Bottled Dunkel (german dark lager). It was supposed to be an amber bock, but it came out to dark. So, it’s a dunkel. It’s got a very traditional beer taste with hints of roasted malt and coffee.


Honey Nut Lager

Posted under Home Brew


Honey Let’s Bock

Posted under Home Brew

A honey nut lager. I poured it slow and sloppy to see the head


The Trollinator

Posted under Personal

Was on face book, trolling trolls again.

I am the one who trolls trolls. I am The Trollinator


Beer Jam

Posted under Good Food

Made it with a hoppy braggot (5lb honey, 1lb dark dme, hops). Taste just like the braggot. Slightly sweet. Just when you think it’s going to be bitter, it’s not. I thought the citra hops would make it citrus-y, but in combo with northern brewer it said, “Beer!” I really liked the recipe. Only a month left of lagering for the braggot to finish.

My final recipe for 7 Pints:
7 x 12oz bottles of brew. (10.5 cups)
3/4 vinegar
5 3/4 cups sugar
2 1/2 packs of pectin


Baconator DoppleBock Recipe

Posted under Home Brew
SG 1.077 1.019 7.57% 20.32 13.11

Prepare Bacon Extract

6 oz Cooked Bacon Bits with all the fat removed, just the meat.
8 oz Bourbon.

Cook bacon on wire rack with no seasoning. After cooking bacon, pat bacon dry. Pick out all fat. Save crispy edges and meat until you have 6 ounces. Place in sanitized 12 ounce jar and add bourbon. Shake. Store until bottling.


3 lbs Light DME
3lbs Dark DME
1/2 oz Northern Brewer Hops (60 min)
1/2 oz Northern Brewer Hops (15 min)
2 tsp Chipotle Powder (15 min)
2 tsp Black Pepper (15 min)
2 tsp Garlic Powder (15 min)
2.5 lbs Honey (Flame out)
8 oz Maple Syrup (Flameout)
Saflager W34/70 Lager Yeast
Yeast Nutrient

1 oz Northern Brewer Hops (secondary)


Honey Nut Lager

Posted under Home Brew

3lbs Dark DME
3lbs Honey
1 oz Northern Brewer Hops (60 min)
1 oz Citra Hops (60 min)
6.5 oz Peanut Butter Powder (Flame Out)


Hot Chocolate and Mint Wine

Posted under Home Brew